Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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