What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Knock Knock Not Yet

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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