Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

knock knock who's there police

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

JEWS

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Can you see this brett? Connor

no

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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