- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cold camel scrotum.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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