Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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#scabbers

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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