What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Hippopatomous!

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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