Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

I'm going to Re-write History... History

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

motley crew

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

sarah taylor

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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