What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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penis hehehehe

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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myspace

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Anti Joke

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