whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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