- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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