Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Canada's army

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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toast points

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Bin Laden is dead.

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