- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

robin, get in the car.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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