What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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memes

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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women have rights

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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