Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Canida

weiner? balls

a black father

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

antijokes

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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