Left. That one direction...

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

poop

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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