I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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women have rights

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Penis.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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What is brown and sticky?

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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