Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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