- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

why did Max cry??? chicken

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Johnson stops eating

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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