- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

How do magnets work?

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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