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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

Nickelback.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Penis!

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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