- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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