Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

A seal walks into a club.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

planking.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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