A baby seal walks into a club...

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Obama-Care

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Women's rights.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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YOLO

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Penis

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Women Voting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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