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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Anne Frank.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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