- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Religion

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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