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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What should I name my dog?

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

knock knock your gay

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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