How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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George W. Bush

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Hey

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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