People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

The Charlotte bobcats.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Jokes are funny.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

A woman gets in her car to drive.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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