Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Rebecca Black.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Adam Sandler.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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