- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Knock, knock. Come in!

Working hard or hardly working????

Sex. That is all.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

you will die someday

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Your doorbell is broken.

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