guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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ballsack

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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sixty....eight.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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obama is a good president

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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