What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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