So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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womens rights

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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ps3

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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