what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Bumsniffer

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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