Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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balls in ya mouf

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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