Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Women's sports.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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