- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shut up

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Josh kissing a girl

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Someone told me about this website.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Giving birth to the antichrist

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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