A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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How much is an abortion? A life

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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