What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Frown is a four letter word.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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