I love Ciara!

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Women

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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