what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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ballsack

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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sixty....eight.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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A guy is playing cod

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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