A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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An asian walks out of math class

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Your mum is dead

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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