Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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