Mmmm, donuts

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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