- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

What is 69? A two digit number.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Jake Bowar

Mitt Romney for president.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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