A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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