A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Womens rights.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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