Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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The Economy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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