What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Lebron Traveled

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

You're so straight!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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