Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Pavel Novak

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

brett is a dick

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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